"you can’t be a pansexual, you’ve only been in three relationships and they’ve all been with cis guys"
oh sorry i wasn’t aware i needed the eight pansexual badges before i was considered a pansexual master
after that, you can go beat the queerlite 4
between your legs,
lies a garden of
And I can’t wait to kiss your
Water you until wet,
And lay over you
like the Sun.