forever grateful that i can take off my bra without taking off my shirt
IS THAT THE SAME GUY WHO DID THE GIF WHERE HE POURS JUICE AND IT HITS THE TABLE AS SOLID BLOCKS?????????? CAUSE THAT FUCKED ME UP
so bad at shipping
i hate that vagina migraine post but it just got me 20 new followers so I’m not anywhere near complaining
terms for penis you should not use in fics:
- love stick
- ding dong
- 100% all-beef thermometer
- bologna pony
- stinky pickle
- magic wand
- divine rod
- love muscle
- power drill
- captain winky
- yogurt slinger
- DNA rifle
let it bro
i draw john a lot yee this is my new favorite tho
now featured as album artwork on the track ‘do the windy thing’ on mspa’s bandcamp!
we should just dedicate year 2014 to the girls:
feferi february, meenah march, aradia april, maryam may, jane june, jade july, serkets september, nepeta november, damara decemember
I was mucking around with Audacity, listening to songs in reverse. For the fun of it, I put on everyone’s favorite song, Blurred Lines. And shockingly, I heard something I had never expected to hear. Robin Thicke was fooling us this whole time. He wasn’t trying to be misogynistic, he wanted us to listen closer to the song and understand that he in fact does believe his lady partner needs to be treated with the utmost respect.
You might find it VERY hard to believe, but I implore you to listen very closely (with headphones if you can, because it can be hard to hear). The message I’m talking about comes in around the 30 second mark.
After the 30sec mark I just kind of stared at my wall for the rest of the song trying to accept what I just heard.
IM FUCKING DONE
so, my parents are letting me pick a vacation for my sweet 16
i have no idea where to pick??
we’re going to LA for christmas, I’ll be in Philadelphia a few months after that, and my friends want to go on a road trip to Savannah next spring break so idk??